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Conclusion: I Love Midsommar.

I survived my first Swedish Midsommar this past weekend, and oh boy was it a good one.  M and I spent the past week out in the far archipelago between his parent's island and the island where our friends have a stuga (cabin) on the island of Tornö.  We arrived to Tornö around eleven on Friday morning...the boats were decorated, the lunch table was set, and the beers were flowing freely.

Everyone decorates their boats and houses with björk (birch) branches for Midsommar.


Lunch consisted of about 8 different types of sill (pickled herring), deviled eggs with caviar, new potatoes with dill, smoked moose heart, wild boar paté, cured smoked salmon and shrimp, several types of cheese and bread, plenty of beer, and a special drink called aquavit to wash down the sill.  Aquavit is spiced vodka, and the particular bottle we had was Linie brand aquavit...what makes this kind special is that all Linie Aquavit has been aged in an oak sherry cask on board a ship that has crossed the equator twice.  You can read details of your particular bottle's journey on the label; ours had traveled on board the M/V Tampa from Scandanavia to Australia and back.  Supposedly this 5-month journey combined with fluctuating temperatures and humidity causes the booze to become extra delicious.  My taste for strong shots of booze isn't refined any more than it takes to get the fiery stuff down my gullet as quickly as possible.

Once we were totally stuffed, warm, and happy, we took the boat over to the larger island of Möja to see the Midsommar festivities.  We brought along a cooler full of beer, whiskey, coffee, and traditional strawberry cake.




The midsommar dancing was just about the happiest sight you can see while you're half-drunk and full of delicious food under perfect sunny weather on a Swedish island.  Everyone has crowns of flowers and both grownups and kids dance and sing along to the silly songs.  Whenever I asked what the song was about, I got an answer along the lines of, "Uh...this one is about a priest and a crow who fall down in a ditch and start laughing."  Or, "This one is about frogs that have no tails or ears so they're funny to see, and then pigs have tails and ears so they're funny to see too."  My conclusion was that the songs don't necessarily contain great mysterious cultural significance, they're just fun to sing year after year.


Later on in the afternoon we went back to the stuga and continued our eating and drinking spree.  I had been warned by M that by nightfall on Midsommar, someone usually came up with a crazy idea like taking the boat farther out into the archipelago to skinny dip with seals, or something along those lines.  This year was no different, and our friend suggested we drive out to his grandfather's fishing cabin on Kallskär to watch the sunrise.  We piled into the boat with food and blankets and drove to the outer edges of the archipelago where we hiked to the highest point on the island to watch the combination of sunrise and sunset that pretty much lasts through the night.

Here are some photos of Kallskär the next morning.  The islands here are windswept and rocky, with low vegetation and no one to see for miles.  I'm not one to get sentimental about the beauty of nature, but there was absolutely something magical about this place.


Bring on the Midsommar

This Friday we'll be taking M's boat out to the island of Stora Tornö for the traditional midsommar celebration.  Midsommar is the most anticipated time of year in Sweden, celebrated in late June on the weekend closest to the summer solstice.  From what I've heard, the main elements of this party will include eating, drinking, wearing flowers in your hair, more eating, more drinking, singing songs about small frogs, more eating, more drinking, and dancing around the maypole (which some claim is a huge phallic fertility symbol meant to impregnate the earth).

  What's not to love about this?

Needless to say, I'm pretty excited to experience a proper Swedish midsommar in the outer archipelago.  I'm a little nervous to see how well I can hold up with all the snaps-drinking, but it sounds like there will be plenty of herring, salmon, potatoes, wild pig, and strawberries to balance everything out.  Here's a German Ikea commercial that was banned for poking fun at the Swedish midsommar traditions:

Looks like a good time if you ask me!

Farts, fukts, and duschy Swedish

I'll confess, I tend to have the sense of humor of a 14-year-old boy.  Some of the most common Swedish words are funny for an English-speaker to read and say; bra means good, and slut means the end, or to stop something.  When I first visited Sweden last year, I couldn't stop giggling over the road signs containing the word for speed, which is fart:

A farthinder is a speed bump, and

an utfart is an exit.

 At first glance,  fuktslukare sounds the the most complicated and amazing swearword on the planet, especially when it's spelled in a weird wavy font on a mysterious container.   But, fukt is humidity and sluka is devour...what we have here is just a drying agent to keep your stuff from rotting.

And finally:
If you're going to be duschy, the least you can do is keep it original.

Long overdue...

I'm back in Sweden after 6 weeks at sea, and the summer has finally begun: there are lilacs blooming everywhere and our little garden is sprouting away. Now that I have a fast internet connection here at home I'll be able to post more often.  Just a few photos around the house....

M's father has been tending our little garden while we've both been away at sea.  Lurking somewhere under all that green are cherries, apples, blackberries, potatoes, sunflowers, squash, lettuce, beans, peas, broccoli, carrots, spinach, strawberries, beets, and cucumbers...mmmm!

Our homestead...the big silver thing is M's motorcycle.

There are huge snails everywhere in Sweden.


Special strawberries.
 

I took all these sunset photos at around 10:30 pm...